+ Adam + Eve -times- Cane -minus- Abel + Seth -divided by- Lilith
-times- Eve's sister-in-law -divided by- dinosaurs -times- 42 -times- E=mc2
-divided by- Infinity + H2O -times- Monosodiumglutinate
-minus- The Monolith
+ hot air + the sound of a honking horn + The Secret Ingredient -minus- your opposable thumb = ALL THAT IS AND EVER SHALL BE! AMEN!
I hope that clears things up for you.
According to the Religious Right, "evolution" was just Darwin trying to explain his wife to his friends and the idea caught on! "Creationism" is, of course, the ONE TRUE and ONLY explanation for human existance. Anybody who says otherwise should have their opposable thumbs chopped off!