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1 definition by captainlongshlongsilver

 
1.
A person male or female who's mobile phone is practically glued to their hand but they are well known for screening calls or not replying to SMS messages on a continual basis. This person will also have closet gay tendencies and froths over giving rusty trombones
Oh yeah He's not returning my call cos he's doin a gromit
by captainlongshlongsilver March 12, 2011