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2 definitions by captain testicular cancer

 
1.
When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.
"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"
by captain testicular cancer August 17, 2009
 
2.
Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.

Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.
"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."
by captain testicular cancer August 17, 2009