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3 definitions by captain kirks number 2 bowl

 
1.
A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.
Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.
by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005
 
2.
A line from Mortal Kombat when you want to rub in your victory and make your friend whine about losing. Usually followed by a fatality, babality, friendship, animality, or if you have the x-rated version, the bestiality.
(Lui Kang executes bicycle kick)
Finish Him!
(Lui Kang has sex with farm animals)
Bestiality!
by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005
 
3.
"Man handles" i.e. when a fat man's rolls on his sides make for handles you can grab onto.
Jeff finished eating his greasy KFC before I grabbed his mandles.
by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005