1 definition by captain face head

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you will notice this upon wanking and spaffing 3 times within 10 minutes whilst watching the 10 minute porn freeview. only works whilst in your teens.
holy shit shirley, you so hot. i think my captain purple beef heart is gonna explode.
by captain face head September 23, 2010

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