2 definitions by captain assbeard

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When a man/woman is destined to break up with their partner and so by sleeping with them you simply accelerate the process, thus providing a useful service, you are then an accelerator.
One bloke talking to another in a pub - "My friend Samantha is just waiting to dump her annoying boyfriend so if I sleep with her this weekend then I am just acting as an accelerator"
by captain assbeard January 18, 2011

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Bitchus Niggatrious is a deadly disease contracted by many people. If they dont treat it in time they turn into Bitch Niggas.
Guy 1:Look at the pussy sitting down, he must have Bitchus Niggatrious.

Guy 2:Shit, Keep him the fuck away from me
by Captain Assbeard February 09, 2012

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