2 definitions by captain McDoucher

a master cockblocker, a fonzie type that is the reason you're still masturbating every night
Gee thanks captain McCockblock! There goes my last chance of experiencing paid for sex.
by captain McDoucher August 04, 2011
a mystical fairy-like vaginal dwelling insect that glows in the dark.
Oh Charlotte! make sure you clean out your stinky vaginal creases before you go to bed so the twatingales dont bite!
by captain McDoucher November 27, 2011

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