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1 definition by canuck4444

A large, grotesque male who has not bathed, tugs on his junk, makes other obscene gestures with his hands, and spends hours in the bathroom.
"Can you believe that guy? He just pulled a Kallam in front of us!"

"Have you seen Bob?" "Oh, he is doing a Kallam in the bathroom this afternoon."
by canuck4444 May 01, 2008