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That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them.-- brilliant advice
"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss." more brilliant insight
by canttouchthis303 January 06, 2010

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