4 definitions by candylaw

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a couch-potato house wife
Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."
by Candylaw December 03, 2012

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A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.
The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!
by candylaw January 19, 2014

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someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"
This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by candylaw January 19, 2014

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a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.
Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!
by candylaw January 19, 2014

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