2 definitions by canadiancolbertfan

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A new variation of vampires pioneered by the Twilight franchise. They bear minimal resemblance to classical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. One such difference is that they “sparkle” in the sun instead of dying and awesome deaths.
Girl: Oh no! Is that a vampire coming to kill us!

Guy: No don’t worry it’s just a sparkle fairy.
by canadiancolbertfan November 29, 2009
An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.
"Ummmm this Appalachian yard trout is delicious, where did you get it?"
by canadiancolbertfan October 13, 2009

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