3 definitions by calweycn

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1. The bar owner in the movie "Boondock Saints" (1999) with Tourette's Syndrome. He was called this, because he blurted out words like "fuck!" and "ass! when he was stressed.

2. An insult used by Donnie against his sister Elizabeth at the dinner table in the movie "Donnie Darko" (2001).

3. An asshole, clown, idiot, jerk, loser, prick, douchebag, scumbag, doofus; any inept and/or annoying person, who gets on your nerves or offends you.

4. Someone who engages in anal sex, i.e. fucking someone in the ass or being fucked in the ass themselves.
1. "Hey, Fuckass, gimme a beer!"

2. "You're such a fuckass!" "Did you just call me a fuckass? Well, you can go suck a fuck!" "Oh, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?" "Do you want me to tell you?"

3. "Did you see that guy stealing condoms? What a fuckass."

4. "I asked my girlfriend to have anal sex the other night, she called me a fuckass, and walked out."
by calweycn October 02, 2007

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Contraction: butt fucking ugly. Someone who is so ugly that you would only have sex with them from behind, or with your back turned to them.
She was beyond ugly. She was befugly.
by calweycn October 02, 2007

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1. A person, usually a male homosexual, who grabs or brushes up against the genitalia of men, in a playful or sexual way.

2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.
1. That guy Jay grabbed Brodie's and TS's cock in Mallrats. What a cock-knocker.

2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?
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