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2 definitions by calmwaters

 
1.
Noun; The mythical Norse warrior who is known to thrust his spear into the stomachs of those who havn't eaten recently, causing what is known as the "Hungrich Pains" or more commonly known in english as "Hunger Pains".

Raised in Asgard, the capital city of the Norse Gods, Hungrich was put appointed by Odin as the overseer of all food production in the Nine Worlds.

Betrayed by Loki when the stores for the spring feast were stolen, Odin punished Hungrich by taking away his wife's ability to feel hunger. Hungrich was then forced to gently jab her with his spear to remind her to eat as a last resort as she wasted away infront of his eyes.

To this day Hungrich stalks the earth, gently jabbing people in the stomach to remind them that they have forgotten to eat.

Hungrich is followed by his faithful companion Crampus. A magical dog who is known to take a grudge against those who eat to much or too fast.
"Man my stomach hurts, must be Hungrich reminding me I missed breakfast."
by calmwaters September 28, 2011
 
2.
.noun - the faithful canine companion of the mythological hungrich who is believed to cause cramps throughout the human body by biting his victim
"OW! ow! Crampus got me!" (person clinging to afflicted leg)
by calmwaters September 28, 2011