1.i snoozed school today,im so cool
2.you should have been to that party last night.sorry,i snoozed.
3.omg u missed mid-terms,now u have to take them during that linkin park concert.awww man,i thought they were next week,i wish i hadnt snoozed.
something to say when you're caught doing something you're not supposed to
1.dude:i really like these sun glasses,but i dont have any money.
another dude:you have fingers don't you
employee:hey get back here
dude:it's the cops
2.ben:lets put a flaming bag of shit on tat dude's porch
the dude's mom:that wasnt very nice
ben:it's the cops