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2 definitions by caffeinesoul

penis, phallus, knob, willy, dick, cock, shmeegal/shmeagel etc
'suck my doom stick til it SQUIRTS! SQUIRTS! SQUIRTS! mayonaise in yo mouth-then savour the saltyness'
by caffeinesoul June 23, 2005
an arabian oil used to clean camels that is often rubbed on boobs after they have been groomed
'yo fat bitch, u groomed ure boobs yet? yea? lets get the shmeilofye out then!!! SHMEILOFYE!!!'
by caffeinesoul June 23, 2005