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2 definitions by caffeinesoul

 
1.
penis, phallus, knob, willy, dick, cock, shmeegal/shmeagel etc
'suck my doom stick til it SQUIRTS! SQUIRTS! SQUIRTS! mayonaise in yo mouth-then savour the saltyness'
by caffeinesoul June 23, 2005
 
2.
an arabian oil used to clean camels that is often rubbed on boobs after they have been groomed
'yo fat bitch, u groomed ure boobs yet? yea? lets get the shmeilofye out then!!! SHMEILOFYE!!!'
by caffeinesoul June 23, 2005