5 definitions by bvvvvt

Top Definition
another term for having a wank ! usualy used in the australian army
cpl: smith you in here ?
smith : ned kelly !
cpl : ah ok
by bvvvvt January 03, 2012
the actual name of an actual suburb of london england

more commonly known to australians as dick beer
this train terminates at cock forsters
by bvvvvt January 19, 2012
yet another term for a vagina , generally an ausrtalian term
im going home to poke me missus in the sideways slanteye
by bvvvvt January 19, 2012
1 a series of incompetence ,

2 worse than a " fuck up " as there is usually more than one

3 a fuck up inside a fuck up inside a fuck up

4 the Australian Labour Party

5 some times incorrectly known as a cluster fuck as a fuckception is more severe than a simple cluster fuck

6 the instance where someone comes to you to solve a seemingly simple problem made ridiculously difficult because the person waited till the last moment to act on the problem and has resulted in multiple problems associated to the original ie lack of time or money or resources or all being an issue

7 usually created by people who think they know what they are doing even though previous instances have shown they dont have a clue
p1 : i have a problem
P2: ok simple do this

p1: ok but to do that i need this

p2: ok well go get one

p1: but the place that has them is shut till monday

p2: then go get it on monday

p1: but i have ----- on monday and i need it before then or for then

p2: when did you first know about this ?
p1: a few weeks

p2: mmmmfffffffff!
and that is one example of a fuckception !
by bvvvvt December 31, 2011
(cont) an individual that makes claims to government oppression and hardship when in fact they have very little to complain about (Ex2)
an individual that makes claim to only working with the truth and empirical evidence how ever when faced with the reality that they are wrong instead of being all empirical and scientific they simply dismiss reality and claim with no evidence that the " debunker " is a government agent or hurl a tirade of abuse that would make a bikie a wee bit uncomfortable

in conversations with truther /s some will make out that they are worse off than people living in say somalia , generally they have never heard of the place and what has happened there but when you tell them then inform them they have things like wealfare, education, clean water, health care , proper doctors , effective policing , free speech , free movement , democratic elections and the plethora of other things available to someone from theyre country the most common response is that free speech is a lie and the government is bumping off people who are trying to get the truth out , and to that i say well you and alex jones is still alive ,,,,that usually shuts them up
by bvvvvt December 31, 2011

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