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2 definitions by buttwagoneater

 
1.
the best way to skip work or cure constipation. slow painfull death in the john.
Bill "i want some diareheah"
George "lets go to taco bell then."
by buttwagoneater September 24, 2007
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2.
the best death metal out there next to behemoth. destroys emo shit. destroys rap. lyrics in clude i cum blood, fucked with a knife. awesome insane brutal perverted awesome death metal. beats my chemical romance with a baseballbat
Emo Kid: "im going to cry about problems i dont have"
Cannibal Corpse: "you fucking emo crybaby fucktard, go fuck a buttwagon, you shitpot!"
Emo Kid "i hate you, im going to slap you,that will get you, aha"
Cannibal Corpse " im going to tie you to a chair with your intestines and tear the entrails from your cunt and eat them, then rape you"
Emo Kid "wawawawawawaw"
by buttwagoneater September 24, 2007
51 40