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2 definitions by busmas

 
1.
when arse hair gets matted together with shit when you don't wipe your bottom properly.
i had to soak the clag in the bath before i could pull it off
(it was still painful though)
by busmas April 22, 2003
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2.
same as dangleberry. when you pull it off your arse you have a bean sized piece of shit with arse hairs hanging off like legs which looks like a spider.
pulling that rim spider off made my eyes water.
by busmas April 22, 2003
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