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A way of spelling "girl". This way of spelling is most often used by AOL users, MMORPG addicts, video game magazines, and female gamers.

Unfortunately, they are all eventually subjected to natural selection.
Girl A: You go, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

Girl B; Yeah, you know it!

Guy A: .....what in the hell are you two talking about?
by BusinessMan August 09, 2005

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A bullshit politically correct term for fat chicks. It stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" and it is, essentially, an oxymoron. There is no such thing as a big beautiful women, unless you have low standards, which I just don't have myself.

There are a number of people who have the misconception that fat women are nicer than thin women. They will learn quickly how wrong this is. Fat women are every bit as manipulative, arrogant, and selfish as any thin woman you hate. What's the difference? The difference is that thin women are pleasing to look at when their ass is showing or when they wear belly shirts. Fat women, on the other hand, are not pleasing to look at in any situation.
Guy reading newspaper: Young woman looking for nice, young man. Has a little bit of meat in the sides.

*Guy goes to meet this women*

Guy: Holy fucking hell! You have a little bit of meat like the sun has a little bit of heat!
by BusinessMan February 22, 2005

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The traditional method of whores who are too fucking stupid to use less murderous methods to control birth, such as a condom. Bullshit such as "it was the hardest thing I ever did!" usually follows, but she has no problem doing it AGAIN!

Feminists like to argue that banning abortion is against women's rights (women's rights include murder?) and it would make them turn to back alley abortion, which has a high risk of death. Well, who's to say that the latter wouldn't be for the better?

Of course, this wouldn't be so bad if abortion were limited to rape cases, incest, or possible death of the mother, but that obviously isn't so. Hell, with the abortion rate being over a million a year in North America ALONE, you would have to be a moron to think so.

The real problem here is the rampant EXTREMELY idiotic denials and unbelievable justifications of these same whores. For one thing, commonly cited attacks against pro-lifers are something along the lines of "abortion is used for rapes or babies who will die/suffer anyway!".

Hah! Wake up! Nobody believes your bullshit. This is especially true since the national abortion rates SURPASSES the rape AND the birth deformity rate COMBINED! So don't even try that BS.

And concerning the other argument, that it's better to end the baby's life because the mother isn't able to take care of it and it will suffer anyway. I admit that this is a valid reason, but then I retort with that's why we have something called LAWS! There are laws against doing shit like that and women who have been known to do things like that have already been punished. It's a widely known fact that jails are not a fun place to be, so I'm just assuming that women don't like being in jail!

Finally, and what is possibly the least believable, yet the most widely spread lie of all, is that an unborn baby is not a human. *Beep beep* WRONG! Try going to medical websites and going with one of your pregnant relatives sometime, kiddies. Unborn babies are ALIVE! Not only do they MOVE, but they also REACT. You know, things that thinking beings do?

The fact that these immoral assholes tries to justify their murders with bullshit such as "masturbation could be considered murder if abortion is" or "fetus can't survive outside of the womb" is disgusting. For the first, masturbation is NOT murder. Sperms are NOT alive. They are single cell objects, almost like bloodcells. They do not develop "living functions" such as the capacity to think, consume, or reproduce until they combine with a female egg. Aside from this fact, well, just think about it. If they destruction of sperm is murder, then does that mean that women are inherently murderers? You know, the whole PMS thing?

Alright, now that that is refuted, lets move on to the fetus being unabled to live outside the womb. People, try kicking your toddlers out of the house. Do you think they'll be able to survive? No! Just like a fetus, they need their parents to provide for them!

Like all pro-lifers and the Republican party, I explicitly am against abortion. I desire abortion to be banned under all conditions, except rape, incest, and possible death of mother. Our society today needs better morals and what better way to start than by stopping the legalized murdering of our most vulnerable citizens?
There has been over 40 million abortions since Roe vs Wade in 1973. Do the math.

The statistics of over 40 million abortions appeared in 2000, so that is 27 years since Roe vs Wade. That means that there has been something like 2 million or more abortions a year since Roe vs Wade.

And the above statistics isn't taking into account the fact that the abortion rate is RISING due to rising acceptance of abortion.
by BusinessMan May 13, 2005

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That....country....that resides....somewhere in Europe.

They have great people, great landmarks, and have great living conditions!

Surgeon General Warning: Above conditions have been imagined. Such remarks about Finland may not actually be true.

However, one thing you can definitely count on is that people will treat you like a brother, no matter what race you are.
Um, people? Santa Claus or "Saint Nicholas" was Turkish, not Finnish.
by BusinessMan July 17, 2005

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It means "Super Size Big Beautiful Woman".

In other words, it is a type of person that is comparative to Big Foot. To better understand:

People say they've seen Big Foot. People say they've seen SSBBWs.

People give vague pictures of Big Foot. People give vague descriptions of SSBBWs.

In both case, neither have been spotted.
Whoa, was that a SSBBW? I should take a picture! But what intelligent individual will believe me that an morbidly obese woman could be beautiful?
by BusinessMan July 17, 2005

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The BBW are a species of women who are comparable to the dinosaurs. You see, at one time, millions of years ago during the ice age, there was a slim chance one may encounter a BBW, instead of the usual hideous fat woman.

However, the SSBBW is more comparable to Big Foot. Not merely because their shoe size are beyond human imagination, but because of their status as a possible species. People say SSBBW exists, but we don't see them. Some claimed they have witnessed them, but could offer no reasonable proof. Those who present a picture usually give something dubious. In the case of Big Foot, the picture is blurred or is merely a shadow. In the case of the SSBBW, the picture is comprise entirely of her stomach.

Truly more research is needed to find these "Super Size Big Beautiful Women".
Holy shit! That's not a regular, horrendously overweight fat woman! It's the SSBBW! I should capture it because I would surely fetch a good price since it's been reputed to be a fairy tale!
by BusinessMan July 07, 2005

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