2 definitions by burgler

Top Definition
One who not only needs to walk his ocelot, but is such a raging tool that he actively and enthusiastically performs oral sex upon said ocelot.
Will someone tell that ocefelatiator to stop playing Travis Tritt on the jukebox?
by burgler June 29, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
A pet, usually owned by people of a certian flamingly homosexual persuasion. In this sense, "ocelot" is most commonly used as an indicator of a lack of manhood, usually through the phrase "go walk your ocelot," or "your ocelot needs walking."

see also: Ocefelatiator.
Tom: I say, that chap in the lime green polo and the Cubs hat falling down drunk on you is making it hard to enjoy this fine drinking establishment.

Dick: Indeed, he should remove himself from this bar to go walk his ocelot.

Harry (to chap in lime green polo): Sir, my friends and I would like to inform you that your ocelot needs walking.
by burgler June 29, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt