Acronym: Affective Indescribable Malignancy. This is a label for when an evil force, such as a cancerous tumor, gains life and separates from the body to kill the masses.
"My AIM is a pain in the ass!"
Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.
"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
Adjective: A word that grotesquely large people use to describe themselves so they feel clever, witty, and funnier than that of one who is at an envied weight.
"GOD DAMN! You are one PHAT lard."
"You said it, baby! I'm BACONLICIOUS!"
Verb: An Americanized form of martial arts in action. This consists of odd movement, usually coinciding with the beats of music. Though, many homeless people do it without music. The instant you see someone do this, they are preparing to attack, therefore you should immediately rush them before they strike.
"Hey, do you...do you wanna dance?"
"WHAT! HEY BUBBA, THIS FOO IS THREATENING ME!"
"You threatin' Clair?! Now you die, mothafucka!"
An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.
Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.
"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"
Adjective: A state of emotion caused by happiness. This results in the face scrunching up as they yell out obscenities in sheer bliss. Sometimes, impulsive violence arises because they do not want the happiness to end.
"WOW! He is so angry with joy!"
"YEP! He broke my nose!"
Noun: An object that seems to have unlocked the key to unlimited energy in combination with annoyance. Loud noises emit from pretty much every hole in their body. To stop them and/or shut them up, kick them in the face. Not lightly either, so kick them hard.
"LA LA! I AM A KID! LA LA-" *SMASH!* <-- That is the sound of a kick to the face!