1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton
of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa
Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!
Person 2: Because they're old, senile
, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...
Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland
Person 2: Good question...
Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour
Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah
for living in Orlampa
Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??
Person 2: The snowbirds
have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!