When its dark and you find an orifice and just go for it
Tash: Last night Justin just went for the stab in the dark
Caroline: Did we succeed
Tash: No he missed, and i still cant walk properly
Whilst chatting up a chick you intend to A-frame, pretend you are actually gay with another friend to increase the chance of double penetration. Actually works
Jared: Here is my boyfriend ?
Natasha: Wait your gay, now I am definately down for the both of you to penetrate me simultaneously.
The Joker: (Whispers in ear) I knew the Fakegay Tripleplay would work
First you have be nailing a chick in the ass. Then you pull it out and put it in a tortilla and precede to recieve a BJ.
Tom: I just totally performed The Dirty Enchilada on that chick
Dale: Did she dig it ?
Tom: She did until she took a bite
When you are nailin a chick and you yell out "Victory" Johnny Drama style.
Lachlan: I am going over to her house for a victory fuck.
Dale: Do it proud bro.
Whilst performing oral sex with a female, adding some of your favourite alcoholic beverage to jazz things up
Dale: How was your weekend ?
Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me
Dale: Snatch Cocktail?
Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon
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