adj. mad hot
n. mad hottie
"Whoa! Hotcha skirt."
"My teacher's a hotcha!"
adj. on the left side.
"Ow! I just jammed my leftern knee into that car."
"Don't ask me how, but I managed to hit my leftern hand into a wall on my right."
real beanbag: that comfortable thing laying around that you just fall into when ever you want that molds itself to suit you.
sexual beanbag: a person who does that exact same thing.
"She does everything he wants--she's his sexual beanbag."
adj. on the right side.
"You can find my book in the rightern drawer."
"Stop knocking your rightern elbow into me!"
noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.
"I got hit with baby-itch so bad today that I bought a diaper bag to put away...just in case, y'know, just in case."
Inflammation of the overuse of the period.
"The American Media suffers from a clear case of Periodusageitis."
adj. Not only huge in size, but unproportionately big.
Common usage: Humonganoid eyes. This is because the term "big eyes" does not do justice to eyes that are so big they seem unproportionate to a person's face.
"And then the baby looked at me with her humonganoid eyes and there was nothing I could do but eat up her cheeks."