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10 definitions by broskew

 
1.
dew
a shortened term used for the popular, highly caffinated soda "Mountain Dew"
"Hey bro, do me a favor and toss me a Dew"
by BROSKEW May 27, 2009
 
2.
1) Also known as "he who bringith the shit upon ye", the master guns usually likes to go around during the day and point out what you or your Marines are doing wrong and/or what you should be doing.

This individual instills a sence of fear in all who are lower ranking to him/her.

2) Marine Corps abbreviation for: Master Gunnery Sergeant (E-9).
LCpl Slacks-a-lot: "Oh shit, turn off that movie! Here comes the master guns!"
by BROSKEW May 27, 2009
 
3.
A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 2008. The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).

Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"
"Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)"


(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"

"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"

"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"



(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"



by BROSKEW March 12, 2009
 
4.
(Rape-a-bul)

1. Adj. A person who is attractive enough to make the struggle of raping them worth while.
Ijjima: "Brown san, have you seen the new female LT?"

LCpl Brown: " yeah, you mean Lt Hottie?"

Ijjima: "So you think shes good looking then?"

LCpl Brown: "Oh yeah! Shes Definitley Rapable"
by BROSKEW June 21, 2009
 
5.
Zombies believed to be Former U.S. Marines, that are currently stored in cryogenic stasis in a research lab aboard Marine Corps Air Station Futenma, Okinawa Japan.
LCpl Brown: "Dude... What do we keep in that building?"

LCPl Burciaga: "Well, we don't have a key for it... no one i know has a key for it actually.... but the sign says that its for cryogenics, so.... they must be storing the Zombies there, obviously."

LCpl Brown: "oh.... wait! WHAT!?!?"


(Futenma Zombies)

by BROSKEW April 06, 2009
 
6.
common Marine Corps terminology:

1) also commonly reffered to as an "irish pennant", it describes the little strands of fabric that come off of one's uniform.

It is said that I.P.'s tend to grow, thus the need for constant trimming and removal of the same I.P. A common way to remove them is by burning them off with a Bic or Zippo lighter.
Sgt Smith: "Hey there Devil! I dont know why you have all these damn I.P.'s on your uniform!"
by BROSKEW May 27, 2009
 
7.
skull-dash-er-ree

1) (n): Acts of needless mischief and tom-foolery.

2) (adj.) used to describe a rediculous comment, situation or statement

NOTE: skuldashery may only be stated when using a fake english accent and while holding an imaginary monocle to one's right eye.
SKEW: "I do say, kind sir, that these shennanigans have gone on quite long enough."

DAN: *holds up imaginary monocle and uses accent*
"Tis' indeed skuldashery, my good man."

SKEW: "Mmm...yes...quite"
by BROSKEW June 04, 2009