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2 definitions by brokenxheartx3

A fad started by Robin Power, a religious-studies graduate student at NYU. It's a black plastic bracelet that wraps around your wrist. As long as you resist jerking off, you can wear your masturband.
I've had my masturband on for two weeks.
by brokenxheartx3 June 22, 2005
It's a phrase made up by Paris Hilton's mom and grandma, as stated on The Simple Life.
Now you're going to clean up some cow shit.
Loves it.
by brokenxheartx3 May 02, 2005