18 definitions by brobacca

Top Definition
Pants that are especially prone to an unwanted crotch tent
I had to wear slacks to prom, and when she kissed me i think she noticed my crotch tent
by Brobacca May 15, 2011
Like a Schlong, but shorter.
We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
by Brobacca April 26, 2011
The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years
I still want to add DMT to my drug portfolio
by Brobacca May 15, 2011
noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible
I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks
by Brobacca May 15, 2011
Any organized hate crime against the gay/homosexual community
Want to party at my place tonight?" "Nah, i already have a rainbow raid planned. We're armed to the teeth with eggs and flaming bags of poo""Fuck the party, i'm with you guys
by Brobacca April 26, 2011
The term used to describe the act of punching a player twice in Halo to kill them (no bullets fired). The term was coined when the Halo: Reach Beta was released.
No fair! I hit him in the body with the sniper but he just Halo Reached me!
by Brobacca April 26, 2011
A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
by Brobacca May 15, 2011

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