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18 definitions by brobacca

 
1.
Pants that are especially prone to an unwanted crotch tent
I had to wear slacks to prom, and when she kissed me i think she noticed my crotch tent
by Brobacca May 15, 2011
 
2.
The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years
I still want to add DMT to my drug portfolio
by Brobacca May 15, 2011
 
3.
Like a Schlong, but shorter.
We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
by Brobacca April 26, 2011
 
4.
noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible
I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks
by Brobacca May 15, 2011
 
5.
Along with Sprint, Evade is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged
Teammate- Haha that kid missed me with the sword, i'm tea bagging his ass
Halo veteran- No man, he was using evade, you have to respect his maturity for not using invis or something gay
by Brobacca May 15, 2011
 
6.
Any organized hate crime against the gay/homosexual community
Want to party at my place tonight?" "Nah, i already have a rainbow raid planned. We're armed to the teeth with eggs and flaming bags of poo""Fuck the party, i'm with you guys
by Brobacca April 26, 2011
 
7.
The term used to describe the act of punching a player twice in Halo to kill them (no bullets fired). The term was coined when the Halo: Reach Beta was released.
No fair! I hit him in the body with the sniper but he just Halo Reached me!
by Brobacca April 26, 2011