Creamy, delicious drinkable substance that's getting more attractive as dairy prices skyrocket, and more health problems are being linked to milk
Just don't use it in soup, though.
Soymilk has 30% less carbs than cow's milk, Atkins bizatches!
Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.
If Disneyland was Comcasted:
Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."
A Political cartoon on JibJab.com that is, unlike The Fox News
Channel, Fair and Balanced.
These guys are amateurs at flash/photoshop, but still awesome.
"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm a texas tiger, you're a liberal wiener, I'm a great crusader, you're a herman muuunster, this land will surely vote for me." - George W. Bush
"This Land is my Land, This Land is Your Land, I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass. I'm a purple heart winner, and yes it's true I won it thrice, this land will surely vote for me." - John Kerry
The new, hip word for 'last resort' coined by the creative vocabularies in the united states senate.
Buying out the Mom & Pop store was the nuclear option.