noun (perjorative): vain, vacant Angelino pretender/barfly, of the type documented at cobrasnake.com.
Josie: What'd you do last night?
Joe: I went to see Orthrelm at the smell, but left early because it was overrun with cobrasnake cokewhores talking on their cell phones.
Josie: Sounds like Spaceland! I didn't go once I saw that the show was being publicized by LA Weekly, KCRW, Flavorpill and Pitchfork.
Joe: I'm never leaving my apartment again.