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4 definitions by brian poutlaw

 
1.
a large dark lipped pussy that has been overly penetrated, resemlebing the lunch meat.
Your mom has some nasty ass roast beef pussy.
by brian poutlaw March 07, 2008
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2.
The act of shitting into a condem (preferably wet diarehea), then freezing it in preparation for inserting into oneself or another.
Hey dude, I totally put this icey carl into this chick last night.
by brian poutlaw March 05, 2008
10 3
 
3.
The act of freezing a used tampon in anticipation for penetral use.
I tottally used an icey barbara on your mom last night
by brian poutlaw March 05, 2008
6 0
 
4.
Excessive sweating in armpit area due to playing excessive amounts of nintendo 64 smash bros.
I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains
by brian poutlaw March 05, 2008
6 1