250 definitions by brendan

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.
I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."
by brendan July 01, 2004

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A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.
"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.
by brendan July 01, 2004

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Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.
"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"
by brendan June 26, 2004

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The best of the best
that weed was Boom Ting weed
by Brendan December 12, 2003

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Any evil person or thing that is going to effect your chances of scoring
I was going to dive in but there were to many obstacles.
by brendan May 13, 2004

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Short for Indiana Jones, played by Harrison Ford in the movies.
I want to live like Indy; running around with a cool hat whipping guns out of the hands of bad guys and saving the world at all sorts of exotic locations.
by brendan July 12, 2004

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The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.
"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"
by Brendan October 16, 2003

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