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2 definitions by brendabong

 
1.
the state i'm in at the moment. i'm almost positive it has different definitions for everyone, because everyone experiences a high differently. for me, i start thinking about ways to solve all the worlds problems or say something and laugh and then forget what i was laughing about. in this state, music sounds amplified and you feel like you're "in it". i find myself unable to not move to the music. but thats just me. everything becomes exponentially funnier. sometimes, you even hallucinate at this stage and see mickey mouse like i have. your limbs feel really heavy like rocks, hence the name "stoned" basically, the only way for you to really understand the definition is to get to this state yourself. so toke up !
"OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS" what ? "oh.. i forgot. i had a plan to save the seagulls but i forgot cus i'm stoned."
by brendabong November 01, 2009
 
2.
Have you ever noticed, that when you're stoned, anything more than 3 ft. away from you is complete bullshit. Its just too much effort to stand up and get it, so whatever it is, is complete bullshit.
"yoo.. go get up and get another joint!"
"i can't dude.. its on my table 4 feet away..."
"damn its in the bullshit area... forget."
by brendabong December 14, 2009