edward cullen's (the dazzling, "seventeen" year old vampire from the twilight saga) alter-ego whenever he over-thinks about anything to do with his lamb, bella.
bella wants an ice cream cone? edward is there.
bella wants to see jacob black? emoward comes out.
alice cullen: have you seen edward today?
emmett cullen: yea. what's wrong with him?
alice cullen: bella brought up wanting to become a vampire again. he's become emoward.