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2 definitions by brandon stanek

 
1.
A "chipwich" with chocolate ice cream, two cookies, texture varies, and chocolate chips around all of the sides. must be accompanied by a bottle of poland springs water to get the complete chormoon effect. best when enjoyed with friend. not family.

NOTE:DO NOT TRUST IMITATIONS. IF IT IS TOLLHOUSE OR ANY OTHER BRAND AVOID CONTACT. MAY CAUSE CANCER IF INGESTED INPROPERLY.
".... "
cafeteria lady:"do you want one of those cchoshdushdshits that you get?"
me: "A chormoon, and yes i do."
cafe: "1.75, out of five.. "

or.

faye: "CHOORRRMOON!!!"
me: "YESSS!!!"

or

yeah. chormoons are orgasmic.
by brandon stanek October 20, 2005
 
2.
Word used to describe anything/place/food/country/bodypart.
Generally used when in complete excitement, or shock. Term can also be used to describe complete pain, anger, or utter discust. Also can be used as a random outburst phrase
"i banged my foot in the door"
"OH CHURTNER, that must have hurt!"

"I hate you, you churtner fool!!!"

"We're going to the mall, CHURTNERRRR!!"

" CHURT-NERRR!!!"
by Brandon Stanek October 25, 2005