"Women's National Basketball Association"
-A league created for the sole purpose of reenacting the game of basketball to make it look like it is played under water, therefore driving anyone watching it to the brink of insanity, thus driving up the popularity of the NBA.
Man #1: "Say man, I think our cable is messed up. Everything is in slow motion!"
Man #2: "Nah man, you're watching the WNBA, turn that shit off!"