2 definitions by brador

Top Definition
1. The oldest member of a kid rock band that needs 2 days to recover from any concert that goes past 9:00pm.

2. Like how canaries were used to detect poisonous gases; A Tobia is the person in the office that is first hit by bacterias and viruses to warn others of the possible dangers that lurk.
"Tobia called in sick... wash your hand frequently!!!"
by brador April 01, 2005
1. The office employee who everyone pretends to like.

2. A self-proclaimed sports guru who has never won, or even come close to, winning a sports related wager or pool.

3. Master in the art of looking busy.
"I don't believe the boss hired another Bianchin... this company is doomed.
by brador April 01, 2005
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