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an acronym for Hop off My Shit. It is used normally by females instead of saying HOMD... because saying hop off my dick makes no sense when used by the female population unless you're male --> female transvestite.
Katrina: Nobody likes you and you're really ugly.

Cori: Go get a hobby and HOMS.
by boyohboy March 18, 2011

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