Watching “Fringe” for hours because the DVDs from Netflix are piling up.
“What movies did we get?”
“Prepare for a Fringe binge.”
Famous last words you don’t want to hear, because it means you are about to be killed by a horde of ruthless, predatory kitties. Made famous by Metalpocalypse.
When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.
1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.
2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”
“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
Someone for whom partying must include numerous, almost rhythmic bathroom breaks.
“You going to the can again, Bottom?”
“Don’t you know I’m a potty animal?”
Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.
“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”
A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.
“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”
The social offense of wasting people’s time by blathering on for a whole paragraph when a short sentence would suffice.
“All I wanted to know was whether Bottom is still smoking. He wrote back a whole paragaffe about why it’s none of my business and smoking is not a problem for him.”