1 definition by bonnnieeeandclyddeeee

Kim
Kim is usually an attention whore, she'll go out of her way to complain of fake illnesses. She'll even make up her own diseases to become the center of attention, then she'll pretend like she doesn't want the attention. She thinks her life is horrible, although she's spoiled and her parents give her everything she wants when she wants it. She'll lead ugly guys on to make it seem like guys actually want her, when really they just want a one night stand. With the lights off obviously because Kim tends to be ugly. She'll probably glow in the dark anyway!

This girl enjoys: Starting fights, then backing out by saying "Lets grow up guys this is stupid" So her pathetic ass doesn't land in the hospital. She also enjoys selling drugs, then complaining about people who sell drugs.

Warning:

-Don't trust a Kim. There not there for there friends and tend to drop there friends to find newer and 'better ones. To try and become more popular of course, but they always fail miserably. Oh well. I guess that's the karma kicking in.
-Don't look directly at Kim, the light will reflect off her pale skin and it could cause blindness. That or her face will do the job.
-Don't believe anything she says. She likes to pretend she's had sex with half the school, yet half the school barely knows her name.
Your typical Kim conversation will go something like this:

Phone rings
You: "Hey what's up?"
Kim: "Nothing I just got attacked by a bear, it's cool though I'm fine"
You: "Are you serious?!"
Kim: "Yeah, I'm just upset, you see after I got attacked by the bear my dad beat the crap out of me, my mom gave him the divorce papers, and my sister hooked up with the hott guy i'm dating"
You: "But your parents have said they're getting a divorce seven times this month?! And your dads at work and aren't you single?"
- Click -

or

You: Hey wanna hang out?
Kim: Sorry I have to, lies lies lies lies lies lies lies, and then i gotta, lies lies lies lies lies lies lies.
You: Kay see ya later.
by bonnnieeeandclyddeeee September 01, 2010

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