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Male friend of the marrying couple that does not have enough balls to be included on the groom's side of the wedding party and better fits in with the bridesmaids.
As a bridesman, Ivan Chong will be escorted down the aisle by a strapping Navy SEAL groomsman who will later show him a good time.
by bonertime69 August 11, 2011

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