Irish people...what is there to say. First of all their men laugh like girls. Their women are extremely manly and laugh like men. Irish people are wannabes. They smell horrible. They drink too much, they gamble too much and they always get drunk. I hate being around irish people because I always have to be the designated driver. Since I'm not Irish, they make me be the designated driver. Their cooking is baked beans and franks. Did I mention they drink too much.
<MAN 1>Hey u gorgeous irish dude, lets go to a bar , get drunk and start a fight.
<MAN2> SINCE IM irish i am up for a bar fight. Why do I always lose to the italians though?