A female of large stature, most commonly identified by the presence of FUPA, Back Breast, and Dunlap vaginal disorder. many species are described as having a beard with pubic follicular likeness.
Sea Cows are predatory creatures, known for cutting in line at barbeques, spaghetti feeds and public buffets. Sea Cows are attracted by the rattle of ice in a Diet Pepsi cup or the crinkle of an empty chip bag.
Sea Cows Typically live in first floor dwellings and tend to use public transportation as automobiles tend to be tight quarters due to their large stature.