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2 definitions by bluematt

A bewhiskered male representative of a group (often religion-related although might apply to any group where shaving is outlawed/unusual) acting as a spokesperson for media purposes.
Mohyeldeen Mohammed, a spokesbeard for “The Volunteers” group which organised the demo, said:

"If this will be allowed to continue in the end it will be too late. Then we’ll get a September 11th and a June 7th on Norwegian soil. This is not a threat, but a warning."

Source: MediaWatchWatch
by bluematt March 08, 2010
A nerdgasm related to old or obsolete technology that has been updated for the current epoch.
Have you seen the new Commodore 64?

Yes, I had a total retronerdgasm!
by bluematt January 11, 2011