2 definitions by blue mascara

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A person who depends on you for their personal happiness amd blames you if they are miserable. A person who truly believes it is your job in life to keep them amused.
"Dude, I was not put on this planet to make your every waking moment a happy one. We are all responsible for our own happiness. I am not your joy toy."

"Clarissa is so boring. She is always looking to me for something fun to do. She never has any ideas of her own. She thinks I'm her personal joy toy."
by blue mascara December 07, 2009

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A cranky cunt. A woman who is suffering from some really serious PMS and taking it out on everyone else around her.

When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
"God, Mary is in such a foul mood today. She's been crunty all morning."

"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
by blue mascara December 07, 2009

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