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99 definitions by blue cawdrey

Refering to the action of the anal spincter at the conclusion of a succesfull bowel movement.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
Where's the arse fodder? I am going to nip one off.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.
Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.
Several weeks after visiting the prostitute he noticed a big red vietnam rose growing on his knob end.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.
Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
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Goes way past brain death, if your are dead as a doornail prepare to become a 'hotel for worms'.
Dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.
On the morticians slab both Qusay and Uday were laid out cold, both dead as a doornail, they looked so peacfull that it made me really happy to see them lying there.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell
He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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