99 definitions by blue cawdrey

During the Falkland war the English troops nicknamed the members of the local population 'Bennys' after a character from the English soap Crossroads, famous for his wooly hat and limited intelligence.
This was considered politically uncorrect and the solders were ordered to stop and that the population were not Bennys.
Henceforth the Falkland Islanders were refered to by the solders as 'Not Bennys'
Hey, corperal ask that Not Benny the way to Goose Green.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
London, UK.
Historically, the pies were made from scraps of beef and vegetables, leftovers or from the local markets, under a pastry crust. The mashed potatoes were liberally covered in parsley gravy or "liquor". There has been a great revival in these dishes and quite a number of Pie ā€˜nā€™ Mash restaurants can now be found across London.
Traditional foods in London include pie 'n' mash and jellied eels.
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.
Several weeks after visiting the prostitute he noticed a big red vietnam rose growing on his knob end.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
UK: Term leftover from before the decimalisation of British currency (1971).

It implies that something is dodgy or not kosher.
A ten bob (shilling) note was legal pre-decimal paper currency.
Chaz: So 'you going to buy that Capri from Honest Johns?

'arry: Nah Chaz, the fekah's bent as a nine bob note.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Software used mainly by script kiddies to gain full access to computers running the Unix or Linux Operating system.
She cracked the server using a root kit.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.
He awoke with an erection and decided to beat or batter the bishop.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

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