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99 definitions by blue cawdrey

57. Cow Egg
UK: In Britain milk can be delivered to the doorstep in glass bottles. These are sometimes called cow eggs.
The milkmans here, go get a cow egg so we can have a brew.
by Blue Cawdrey Nov 20, 2004 add a video
58. Snowball in hell
No chance: Similar in meaning to Fart in a Gale
That goalie has a snowball in hells chance of saving that penalty.
by Blue Cawdrey Nov 19, 2004 add a video
59. Truncheon massage
England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.
The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.
by Blue Cawdrey Nov 18, 2004 add a video
60. Vietnam Rose
Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.
Several weeks after visiting the prostitute he noticed a big red vietnam rose growing on his knob end.
by Blue Cawdrey Nov 18, 2004 add a video
61. potatoe masher
WW2 German stick hand grenade. Tucked into the belt or boot of infantryman was a formidable weapon both in assault and defence.
Unlike allied grenades it did not depend on throwing out fragments of red hot metal, just the power of its 4.2 oz explosive charge.

May have resembled a kitchen utensil of the time.
That potatoe masher exploded so close that I cannot hear what you are saying and Seargent Bodybitz is dead...
by Blue Cawdrey Nov 23, 2004 add a video
62. Fart in a Gale
No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell
He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.
by Blue Cawdrey Nov 19, 2004 add a video
63. Five Fingered Widow
Right Hand of a newly married man
So you won't need the five fingered widow on your honeymoon.
by Blue Cawdrey Nov 18, 2004 add a video
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