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99 definitions by blue cawdrey

UK: Sunday evening between 5-7pm many television channels show relgeous programs, this is known as the God Spot.
There's nothing on the tele, lets go for a beer while the God spots on.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.
I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
UK: In Britain milk can be delivered to the doorstep in glass bottles. These are sometimes called cow eggs.
The milkmans here, go get a cow egg so we can have a brew.
by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004
England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.
The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
WW2 German stick hand grenade. Tucked into the belt or boot of infantryman was a formidable weapon both in assault and defence.
Unlike allied grenades it did not depend on throwing out fragments of red hot metal, just the power of its 4.2 oz explosive charge.

May have resembled a kitchen utensil of the time.
That potatoe masher exploded so close that I cannot hear what you are saying and Seargent Bodybitz is dead...
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
No chance: Similar in meaning to Fart in a Gale
That goalie has a snowball in hells chance of saving that penalty.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Enhancement to a condom, vibratoror dildo intended to stimulate the clitoris and provide extra pleasure during sex.
Standalone versions are available that strap directly on to the penis.

A.K.A French tickler.
After using the vibrator with the tickler she picked up her old one between thumb and forefinger and with outstretched arm disdainfully dropped it in the bin.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004