Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.
Has one of the best voices out there.
I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.
A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.
I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.
The most famous fantasy novel in human history.
The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.
A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
Bands like pg.99, Orchid, Circle Takes Square, and Envy.
A band is not screamo just because they use screaming. Please learn your genres.
The Furry Death
Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.
Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.