"I've got desynchronosis and no balm, salve or elixir will cure it"
Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.
"get it?! get it?!"
"oh yeah...you can stop comic strip-mining that joke"
Eyewear for soul searching.
"I've completely lost myself, where are my introspectacles?"
Anticipating something that won't be as good as they told you it would.
"This movie wasn't as good as I thought. That marketing totally put me in a state of hypenosis."
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