20 definitions by blaine

Top Definition
A girl that a guy would do anything in the whole world just to see her smile.
A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves.
A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.
"but I'm slipping in between
You and your big dreams
It's always you
In my big dreams"

"and if i hurt you
then im sorry
please dont think that this was easy"

"my konstantine came walking down the stairs
and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair"

"this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K'
and i can like it"

"this is to a girl
who got into my head
with all these fucked up things i did
hey
maybe
baby you could keep me up in bed
my konstanine "
by Blaine January 02, 2005
the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.
hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?
by blaine July 15, 2003
v. The act of throwing something or SOMEONE out of a window.
on witnessing the disposal of a cigarette from the window of a moving car: "That was a heinous act of defenestration!"
by Blaine September 06, 2003
1) An alternate to 'motherfucker' to the impersonal; more accurately directed at inanimate objects and situations, whereas motherfucker is generally reserved for person-to-person communications.
2) A dire situation or circumstance.
3) Short for 'the mother of all bitches'.
God that test was a MOTHER-BITCH!

Mother-bitch! It's raining AGAIN.

Hand me the bat, Johnny. I'm going to teach that motherbitch a lesson he'll never forget.
by Blaine April 03, 2003
Wet and runny shit being forced out of your ass by many machine gun-like farts, spotting the entire inner part of the toilet bowl...walls and all.
(1) "Dude I have to shit bad, I think i'm going to spackle!!!"
(2) "I'll let you take a shit in my toilet
only if you don't spackle."
by Blaine January 05, 2005
Hollister is a preppy southern california looking store that sells every color clothing except black. Sells, ripped/vintage clothing, and is owned by Abercrombie, but targeted at people between the ages of 15-21.
I just got these new jeans from Hollister, and they're ripped, but I love them!
by Blaine June 16, 2005
Hollister is a preppy southern california looking store that sells every color clothing except black. Sells, ripped/vintage clothing, and is owned by Abercrombie, but targeted at people between the ages of 15-21.
I just got these new jeans from Hollister, and they're ripped, but I love them!
by Blaine May 24, 2005

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